Monday, August 7, 2017

Are YOU looking at ME? Milo's Monday Mischief

Milo here, with the CORRECT side of the story before Mama has her side... I mean, you can see I'm closer to the issue.

It all started when I looked at my bed the way I looked at my stuffie toys... not much difference. Fun to bite.

I began looking for the squeaker...
See the hole?
with my teeth of course. They are the BEST way to look for stuff. While I was looking something happened I don't know what, and there was stuffing coming out of the toy bed.

I'm not one to ignore free stuffing! Doesn't taste like much but it's easy to swallow.
Four little noses!
Suddenly all the toys are looking at me.
ME!
As if I did something wrong!
And the Mama is yelling again! " Milo! No biting the bed! " she said,
"Why don't you play with the real toys with squeakers?"

Huh? What is that you're trying to say Mama? Can't quite understand you, I'm only 5 months old!

Besides I will have to get back to you on that, since I have a whole bed to chew up. And the toys are really in the way, you should do something about that. And leave the sock, I found it fair and square in Daddy's stuff so it's mine now.

Listen, I'd like to stay around and make you happy and all but I've got work to do. My molars came in and I intend to use them to the max!
Huh?

"I said," said the Mama, " what about the tail on your mouse? Did you swallow that? "
Oh. My. Dog.

I don't know what happened to that! I don't keep track of all the piddly little details around here! Probably I was carrying it around, just trying to be helpful, by it's tiny long tail and it fell off.
 It wasn't me!
I was framed!
You can't pin this on me!

As I said, I have things to do right now. I absolutely must keep aerating this bed. 
Don't stare at me or point that stupid camera at me either without a lawyer present
It ain't gonna chew itself!

You're welcome!


16 comments:

  1. Milo is a funny puppy for sure...grabbing stuffing from between clenched jaws is always fun!! (ask me how i know) hugs, Julierose

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  2. you swallowed the tail of a mouse? pawsome... the output will look interesting I swear :O) I can see with my teeth too... and they see efurrything...and it always ends with a an: ooooh nooo!

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  3. Thanks for the Monday morning chuckle Milo! Your mama will be SO GLAD when you grow tired of chewing on everything. LOL

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  4. There's just not enough stuffing in those toys to make them worthwhile! There's just so many places to bite the bed!

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  5. Milo , you made me laugh! And just between you and me, I think your mom laughed too.

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  6. I do enjoy the Milo stories. Puppies grow up so fast.

    Cynthia

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  7. Oh geez! I'm about to get a new puppy! I suppose it's time to puppy proof the house and get all the chew toys, bedding, etc. ready to go! I have so much fun to look forward to and I appreciate Milo reminding me of the fun times ahead!

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  8. Bwahaha...oh Milo, you are too funny. Be careful with what you eat. Elsa ate a sock and was sick for d.a.y.s. (though she's better now and pretty much back to her normal self-she ripped an ear off a long ignored toy today). 😇

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  9. Oh boy, Mama! Just wait until Milo is a teenager! :)

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  10. Gonna be some interesting poop coming out of that dog!

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  11. That's a lot of work but you'll deal with it I'm sure! Thanks for joining the Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!

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